The Pocket Pal
Lives in a pocket, a pencil cup, or the cupholder of a car that is having a day.
Small-batch yarn goods
Tiny emotional support penises.
Hand-crocheted, lightly stuffed, and ready to sit with you while you pretend to answer email. Smaller than a credit card. Larger than your patience on a Monday.
- Stitched to order
- Ships in about a week
- No vest, no paperwork
Oatmeal yarn, the everyday color. About three and a half inches of quiet support.
The current batch
Four shapes, all small. Each one comes out a little different, because yarn has opinions.
The Desk Companion
Sits beside the keyboard and absorbs sighs. Does not offer comments on the draft.
The Night Shift
For hotel nightstands and 2 a.m. feelings. Quiet, dark, and fully yarn.
The Support Group
Oatmeal, blush, and sage, traveling as a set. One is a start. Three is a committee.
Soft on purpose
They are a joke you can hold. They are also just well-made little objects.
Recognizable
The shape is the bit. We keep them small, plain, and free of speeches, costumes, or inspirational embroidery.
Pocket-deniable
A pocket pal disappears into a coat. A desk companion looks, from across the room, like a very committed concern for crafts.
Washable, within reason
Cotton or acrylic yarn and a pinch of polyester fill. Gentle cycle, cold water, then air dry. They do not enjoy the dryer.
Questions people actually ask
If yours isn’t here, leave it in the checkout note.
Is this a real emotional support animal?
No. A real ESA involves a clinician, housing rules, and an animal. This is yarn. It will not board a plane, write a letter, or sit quietly at a restaurant.
How big are they?
Pocket pals are about two inches. Desk companions are about three and a half. The Support Group is three pocket pals who have agreed to travel together.
Can I request a color?
Yes. Leave a note when you check out. If that skein is in the basket by the couch, we’ll use it. If it isn’t, we’ll write back with what we do have.
Will I be charged today?
No. This page keeps your basket in the browser and confirms the request here. Payment isn’t connected yet, so nothing is charged and nothing ships until it is.